January 2011
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You Should Date an Illiterate Girl →
By Charles Warnke Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh inwardly. Take her...
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Thoughts Out Loud: I've been so tired that all my...
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Thoughts Out Loud: I'm Drowning in Buko (Coconut)...
I just drank a glass and a half of Buko water because I feel as though I’m about to get sick and I know that Buko Water (or any other sort of fluid for that matter) always does the trick when you feel like a cold’s coming.  Really, I’m just too busy and I simply can’t afford to be sick right now. I refuse to get sick. It’s really not happening. 
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“Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.”
– Oprah Winfrey New Year Goals: Love more Discover more Laugh more Be more Be free
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Thoughts Out Loud: I Would Post
But I can’t find my camera cord, I have copious amounts of Criminal Minds, Leverage, & Human Target episodes to watch, and honestly (because it’s the new year and during the new year you tell the truth in the spirit of change) I’m really lazy. Tomorrow perhaps. 
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